Increeeedibly belated blog post here I know! But alas I am a lazy cabbage who has far too much random stuff to say that just cannot be condensed into this 500 word count! D: ANYWHOOO..Halloween. The day where most students dress up as creepy things and go party hard. For me on the other hand (a.k.a THEMEGATRONWOOSYCHILD) my day went a little something like this…
Picture this…there you are, chilling in your room, writing up some lectures, eating some cheese when suddenly you’re stomach starts making the same sounds your mother made when she read your last blog post (a.k.a GRUMBLEGRUMBLEGRUMBLERAWR.) So off you run to grab something ridiculously high in fat and made of sugar (sorry dentists) when you find your flat’s corridor is pitch black. So thinking no one’s back yet and that there’s a power outage, you just plod down the corridor like a brave little chappy. BUT because its dark and you have the spacial awareness of a bumble bee, you headbutt the wall a few times and end up a little concussed when you get to the kitchen *sadface.* NEVERTHELESS you open the door and step inside. That is when you see this strange glowing light in the middle of the room. (Harry Potter-Esq no? It was at this point where I was like OMG. ITS A FREAKING PORTKEY!) So you run up to poke the portkey ready to enter the magical world of Harry Potter when you realize that it’s actually a model of a human skull, and has big glowing eyes giving you the death stare.
So you scream like a banshee, hurl some potatoes at it and try to escape, only to turn around and scream again because both your flatmates are behind you going ABOOGABOOGABOOGA.
Now you know what dental students really use their anatomy models for :L ABUSING THEIR INNOCENT FLATMATES D: (Nawr I joke, we usually use it to learn :L) Seriously though, Halloween freaks the life out of me! When you pop over to your friend’s flat and realize they’ve all turned into zombie monsters, or when you walk into Tesco express to see the Hulk choosing between Brown or Wholemeal bread…its like I’m in Shaun of the dead or something! Even when we were in lectures! We had the sweetest lecturer ever who played ghost sounds between slides, and made various creatures of the underworld randomly pop out on the PowerPoint. Basically its all good creepy fun! …Until you seek revenge on the flatmates and duct tape their doors again; which is also fun, but just for me. MUAHAHAHA!